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Pushing the Evolution Envelope.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Frog in the puddles.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"She wishes to range free!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Bees SOS

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Author's Bio-diversity.

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Stormy weather

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet