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"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'Was that you?'

"Why weren't you playing bereaved while I was playing dead?"

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Uh oh... cramp!'

'The best thing about being a bee is you can get out of things by saying, 'I'm busy'.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'

Bears with mobile cave.

'It's a great idea, but is it allowed?'

'Sir, it appears that most of these phone charges are for roaming.'

'First it was cats, then herons - now this!'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Showoff!'

'Don't you go grinding your teeth at me.'

"You know it drives me crazy when you chew ice."

'...And for the last time, do not eat your project before I've graded it.'

'Why would I need deodorant? I don't sweat...'

'I enjoy being a spider, but it makes dancing a nightmare.'

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

Not a tree.

'Me, I just put a new advert in the classifieds: There are always silly males calling back...'

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

'I have allergies, so before I can eat you, I need to know if you contain traces of nuts...'

'We're waiting!'

'Oh boy, is that the time? I need to go home to roost...'

'You know, there's a thin line between gathering nuts for the winter and hoarding.'

Beaver cleaning a carpet.

'You see, a broken nose is a major handicap to me: I can't feed myself...'

Mamoose...

'And for luring a cat away from his nest,with an excellent 'Bird with a broken wing' performance.The winner is: Larry Blackbird!'

"Is the salmon fresh?"