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"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Possums that ski.

Campground Conductor

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Mamoose...

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.