Nature Film Fan Pillows

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Campground Conductor

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Possums that ski.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Mamoose...

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Steve Irwin.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."