Nature's Movie Buffs Pillows

Worms going to the cinema to watch a horror movie called "The Robin"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Occupational Hazards.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Steve Irwin.

Cars at the drive in.

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Global Warming: The Musical.

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

Reintroducing wolves to the wild.

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

"Okay - I can see you now."

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

"Forget it, he's got a brain the size of a walnut: No point reasoning with him to let us cross..."

Smirking hyena.

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."