Nature Documentary Buffs Pillows

"Tonight, on Animal Planet, the mating habits of the pink-bellied Rudy Park."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Live Stream

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Police film evidence

Crocodile

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"But what's my motivation?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

The Hidden World of Desks

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Mousehole TV

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."