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"Wait Joe! Is that a voodoo doll and a needle?!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Well, that one got away."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Bathroom Fairy

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Hansel and Gretal

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Storm in a magic lamp.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'