Nature Fantasy Fan Pillows

"Wait Joe! Is that a voodoo doll and a needle?!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Here be dragons.

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Well, that one got away."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Bathroom Fairy

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Storm in a magic lamp.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD