Fantasy Fairy Fan Pillows

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Are you made of sugar?'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Knight feeding his kids.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Have you been playing dice?"