Nostalgic Fairy Tale Fan Pillows

'You may think smoking is cool now, but when you start huffing and puffing and you're not even trying to blow a pig's house in...'

"Snow White lived happily ever after until she gave birth to five kids and became fat."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Here be dragons.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Mouse Princess

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rapunzel in the Morning

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Well, that one got away."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill