Fairy Tale Fans Pillows

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Tooth fairy.

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Humpty dumpty, the wall and the banana peel.

"Without a doubt, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, since you've been with us, the foreclosure rate has been phenomenal. However, tactics such as 'I'll Huff and I'll Puff', has come under scrutiny of late."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'I was in the bathroom -- I did NOT abdicate!'

Princess and Frog at the Vets.

Wheelchair Access/Rapunzel

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

'Next.' (Lion with a thorn in its claw)

Giant Boot Sale

Woke-en Mirror

'What do we sing about now?'

'We should have stayed in the house of straw. THAT we could afford!'

Dog licking up Humpty Dumpty.

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"The wolf was perplexed. Why was the little girl wearing a red riding hood? Was her horse hiding, ready to pounce to defend her if attacked?"

'You're saying it's over?!' 'I am. But don't blame yourself, Esmarelda. It's not you... It's me.'

...And that was all for Pinocchio.

"I was almost too chicken to come here."

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair.

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

Historic Landmark: Home of the Old Woman.

"We mustn't go in, he's in Rapunzel mode."

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Clara and the Nutcracker

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

Dating the Tooth Fairy