Magic And Fairy Tale Fans Pillows

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Pastries and Candy

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Puss in cement boots"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bathroom Fairy

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'The roof needs icing.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Bedtime story.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.