Modern Fairy Tale Enthusiasts Pillows

'....and who's been messing with my desktop configuration?'

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Sleeping Beauty

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"