Modern Fairy Tale Enthusiasts Pillows

'....and who's been messing with my desktop configuration?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Mouse Princess

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Home Sweet Home

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"