Modern Fairy Tale Fans Pillows

Mirror, I said who's the fairest of them all? Well ....? I'm Googling. I'm Googling.

Healthy Gingerbread House

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Home Sweet Home

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Fairy tale

Fearless Frog Part 19

Tooth fairy.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Let's all be fairies.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Babe in the woods!

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'