Modern Fairytale Fans Pillows

Little Red Riding Hoodie.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A Fairytale Update

Here be dragons.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Well, that one got away."

Pastries and Candy

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Like that?"

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince