Fairytale Aficionados Pillows

"It was an interesting panel on how we're represented in fables."

'...and they all went into the witness protection plan and lived happily ever after.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'No way dude! The last time I let my hair down, I had seven dwarfs down here!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Here be dragons.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Well, that one got away."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Puss in cement boots"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Pastries and Candy

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'