Fairytale Aficionados Gifts

"It was an interesting panel on how we're represented in fables."

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. For "who's the fairest of them all?" click on frequently asked questions.

'...and they all went into the witness protection plan and lived happily ever after.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'No way dude! The last time I let my hair down, I had seven dwarfs down here!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Here be dragons.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Pastries and Candy

"Puss in cement boots"

"Well, that one got away."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Home Sweet Home

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"What the hell took so long?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.