Fairy Tale Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's true. You were actually born a beautiful princess, but you were given to us to be brought up... and there's not a damned thing you can do about it!"

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

'Allow me to place this glass flip-flop on your foot, Cinderella.'

"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"

Rachel Rapunzelstein

"Can I interest you in our anti huff and puff damage policy?"

'What makes you think I tell really big lies, Pinocchio?'

"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

'Doc, I just wanted to be a star.'

'So the handsome prince left the princess and married the woodchopper, and they all lived happily ever after.'

"Hello. This is Sleeping Beauty in Room 306. I'd like to book an early morning wake up kiss please."

"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

'Alright then, smarty pants - who is the 1,596 th fairest in the land?'

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

'It's not a house made of straw. It's affordable housing.'

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

Let's all be fairies.

"The book wasn't intended to hurt my stepmother - it was to help myself and others like me begin to heal."

The fourth little pig

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

'Special order, the Bears are in. I need three porridge. One too hot, one too cold and one just right.'

"Well, to be perfectly honest, the dream of every gander is to marry a goose that lays golden eggs..."

The one bathroom problem for the seven dwarfs.

'It's for TV's 'How to look good naked', darling.'

'According to the map, this part of the forest hasn't changed for centuries!'

"What if she's that hairy all over?"

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

'What did you expect Cinderella ? Remember, we are just a couple of animated characters in a children's film.'

Some prince - don't yank on your way out.

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

'This is so sudden! I'm not even a princess.'