Lovers Of Fairy Tales Gifts

"He's taking a phased retirement. Now he just huffs."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Mouse Princess

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Puss in cement boots"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Sleeping Beauty

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."