Fairy Tale Aficionados Gifts

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

The Cosmology of Timmy

"DUDE, even if you do slay the dragon, you're making a huge heteronormative assumption."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"Have the pumpkin back midnight or else."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Forget what Goldilocks says! There is no bear agenda!'

"After the cow jumped over the moon, was there foot and mouth on the moon?"

Business plan.

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

'Frankly, huffing & puffing is obsolete technology now.'

Three little pigs reading 'What House' magazine.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Swan Fairy Tales

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rapunzel in the Morning