Fairy Tale Aficionado Gifts

'Big bad wolves not withstanding, this area isn't zoned for residential brick structures.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'Never mind all the King's horses and all the King's men. Get me 'personal injuries direct'!'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

"Hi - I'm one of your facebook friends."

'Turns out she's Anaemic.'

"Overtime on the Humpty-Dumpty project is killing the treasury."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of our community restrictive covenants.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'

The Dr. Fairy Godmother Show: 'OK, if I were to fix that... And trust me, it ain't gonna happen... What long-term effect would that really have on your life?'

Policeman says, 'Bad news, Mrs. Dumpty.'

'...but the third little pig heeded government advice and built his house from blast proof concrete.'

"Of course it's latex. It's for display purposes only."

'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'

'Hey, who are you calling a Goddam fairy?.. I'm an elf!'

'We're looking for the girl who kicked the prince at the ball last night.'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Every time he lied, his nose grew? That must've hampered his political career.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past

"He's been taking anabolic steroids."

"Someone's been messing around at my work station too!"

'Good news, Pinocchio, I got you an appointment with a tree surgeon,'

Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

"I want you to make me the fairest of them all."

"I've been longing for this day."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Jack and his Bean Stock.

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but your holding facility for children is not in accordance with Brussel's regulations."

'You lot are wrong - he's fit enough to get back up there!'

"The frog formerly known as Prince"