Fairy Tale Aficionado Gifts

'Big bad wolves not withstanding, this area isn't zoned for residential brick structures.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'Never mind all the King's horses and all the King's men. Get me 'personal injuries direct'!'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'I am the Gen Y from the lamp and I have three wishes. First, I want a Porsche. Second, I want. . .'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

'Turns out she's Anaemic.'

"Overtime on the Humpty-Dumpty project is killing the treasury."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of our community restrictive covenants.'

"Hi - I'm one of your facebook friends."

The Dr. Fairy Godmother Show: 'OK, if I were to fix that... And trust me, it ain't gonna happen... What long-term effect would that really have on your life?'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'Let me tell you about the three little pigs - First, they weren't all that little...'

Policeman says, 'Bad news, Mrs. Dumpty.'

'We're looking for the girl who kicked the prince at the ball last night.'

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'

'...but the third little pig heeded government advice and built his house from blast proof concrete.'

"Of course it's latex. It's for display purposes only."

'Hey, who are you calling a Goddam fairy?.. I'm an elf!'

"They've built a motorway over where I left the crumbs."

"He's been taking anabolic steroids."

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but your holding facility for children is not in accordance with Brussel's regulations."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Giant looking for Jack at top of beanstalk: 'Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman ... and I'm also getting notes of nutmeg with an elderberry undertone ...'

'You lot are wrong - he's fit enough to get back up there!'

Ansel Adams and Gretal.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

'I've had to downsize because because of the credit-crunch!'

"The frog formerly known as Prince"