Fairy Tale Fanatic Gifts

'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'

'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'

"I also follow him on Instagram."

The Lawyer Fairy

Snow White and her Seven people.

Frogs french-kissing a princess.

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'How many times must I tell you people who live in glass houses should not throw stones...'

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair...'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'My cow for your magic beans? It's a deal...subject to approval by our attorneys, of course.'

'I should never have left that glass slipper out where he could chew on it.'

"You're a dentist. I'm the Tooth Fairy. You see where I'm goin' with this?"

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

Three little pigs.

7 dwarves of old age.

'I'm afraid I have to write you up, Rapunzel -- You're not handicapped-accessible.'

"It's the shower drain again."

'You call that a kiss?'

'You were meant to plant them not eat them, Jack.'

"That's enough small talk."

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

Gingerbread Man

'This is your last chance! 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall...'.'

'She went on the pill.'

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'

Pied Piper leading youths away with ghetto-blaster.

The wicked witch was doing quite well in the marathon until she thoughtlessly grabbed a cup of water and threw it in her face.

Troll bridge: Drive-aways will be eaten.

'Do we have to go through this pantomime every time you want a new dress?'

"I can't come out this week, I'm washing my hair."

'You're overdrawn sweetie. Open your mouth and say AAAAH!'