Fairy Tale Fanatic Prints

'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'

'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'

The Lawyer Fairy

"I also follow him on Instagram."

Snow White and her Seven people.

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

Frogs french-kissing a princess.

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair...'

'My cow for your magic beans? It's a deal...subject to approval by our attorneys, of course.'

'I should never have left that glass slipper out where he could chew on it.'

"It's the shower drain again."

'I'm afraid I have to write you up, Rapunzel -- You're not handicapped-accessible.'

'I lost my key to the kingdom.'

Three little pigs.

'You were meant to plant them not eat them, Jack.'

"That's enough small talk."

'You call that a kiss?'

Gingerbread Man

'This is your last chance! 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall...'.'

'She went on the pill.'

'But then after eating the porridge, all those carbs kicked in...'

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'You're overdrawn sweetie. Open your mouth and say AAAAH!'

'... And they lived quite happily, until the prince forgot their first wedding anniversary.'

Troll bridge: Drive-aways will be eaten.

'Red Hawk had heard of the squaw called rapunzel and had dreamed of owning her scalp'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'It's worse than we thought. You've got termites.'

"With aluminum siding, you wouldn't have to worry about polishing it every week or so."

'Do we have to go through this pantomime every time you want a new dress?'

Pied Piper leading youths away with ghetto-blaster.

"Red Riding Hood had it easy. Those three bears dragged me through every court.."

The wicked witch was doing quite well in the marathon until she thoughtlessly grabbed a cup of water and threw it in her face.