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Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"'Bring the GPS,' I said. You said, 'Don't worry, I got breadcrumbs...'"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"We wouldn't have to come here if Goldilocks hadn't stolen our porridge."

Inside the Pied Piper's house.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Calm down, it's just Little Red Riding Hood: I'll take care of it...'

'Thin enough?'

'Blast! I knew I should've changed the battery in this watch.'

Cinderella Revisited - I hear you've got a glass jaw.

"In future, Sir, don't waste police time..."

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

"Psst - haven't you heard about Mad Children's Disease?"

'Actually, this carpet is astroturf.'

"You got sugar ants."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A Fairytale Update

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Here be dragons.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Well, that one got away."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Puss in cement boots"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."