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Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"'Bring the GPS,' I said. You said, 'Don't worry, I got breadcrumbs...'"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"We wouldn't have to come here if Goldilocks hadn't stolen our porridge."

Inside the Pied Piper's house.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Calm down, it's just Little Red Riding Hood: I'll take care of it...'

'Thin enough?'

'Blast! I knew I should've changed the battery in this watch.'

Cinderella Revisited - I hear you've got a glass jaw.

"In future, Sir, don't waste police time..."

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

"Psst - haven't you heard about Mad Children's Disease?"

The Fried Piper

'Actually, this carpet is astroturf.'

"You got sugar ants."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A Fairytale Update

Here be dragons.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"