Fairy Tale Aficionados Prints

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

The Cosmology of Timmy

"DUDE, even if you do slay the dragon, you're making a huge heteronormative assumption."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Mirror, I said who's the fairest of them all? Well ....? I'm Googling. I'm Googling.

"Have the pumpkin back midnight or else."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Forget what Goldilocks says! There is no bear agenda!'

"After the cow jumped over the moon, was there foot and mouth on the moon?"

Business plan.

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

'Frankly, huffing & puffing is obsolete technology now.'

Three little pigs reading 'What House' magazine.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swan Fairy Tales

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."