Modern Fairy Tale Lovers Gifts

Peter and the Wolf, 1995.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Fairy tale

Fearless Frog Part 19

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Tooth fairy.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Let's all be fairies.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Business plan.

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Brothers Grimm

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!