Modern Fairy Tale Lovers Gifts

Peter and the Wolf, 1995.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Pastries and Candy

"Puss in cement boots"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Fairy tale

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Tooth fairy.

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Let's all be fairies.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Business plan.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Brothers Grimm