Modern Fairy Tale Fan Gifts

'Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

"This time can the tooth fairy please just venmo me?"

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"… and they lived happily ever after… until the princess caught the prince with the chambermaid!"

"Wow, dearie, did you miss the action! A wolf was bugging me, so I gave him a shot of Mace, karated him, and called the fuzz."

"If I press these, I may never get out of Wonderland."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Mobile phones and cappuchinos have destroyed fairyland forever."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Fairy tale

"I'm not taking any chances."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Here be dragons.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rapunzel in the Morning

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Pastries and Candy

"What the hell took so long?"