Modern Fairy Tale Lover Gifts

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Social media in fairy tales

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

'Back off wolf dude! I'm on my way to Grandma's for a focus group on her new porridge recipes!'

'...So they bought a second TV set and lived happily ever after!'

"And now it's gluten free!"

Fairy with tablet

"First I need your account number, and then the name and location of your offshore bank."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Puss in cement boots"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Sleeping Beauty.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'