Modern Fairy Tale Lover Gifts

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Social media in fairy tales

'But I don't want to go to the Ball, Fairy Godmother, I want to go to the Madonna concert!'

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

'Back off wolf dude! I'm on my way to Grandma's for a focus group on her new porridge recipes!'

'...So they bought a second TV set and lived happily ever after!'

"And now it's gluten free!"

'Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill posted his fall on Tumblr.'

Fairy with tablet

"First I need your account number, and then the name and location of your offshore bank."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Puss in cement boots"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Sleeping Beauty.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"My God! There goes middle management."

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Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"