Fairy Tale Fanatics Pillows

"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

'Customs have busted Happy and Dopey, act like you're not with them.'

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

"I think you'll find this home has real storybook charm."

Wolf blows down house to reveal pig sitting on toilet.

"Daddy, I want to come home."

Goldilocks IPO Investments: 'Too hot...too cold...JUST RIGHT'.

"I'm afraid your homeowner's policy doesn't cover your house being blown down."

'Those were the good old days: Little Red Riding hood...The Three Pigs...'

'I've often wondered what happened to that idiot kid Jack, after he took those bean home to his mom.'

'GO GREEN!'

"My best legal advice is to run, run, as fast as you can."

"Sod climbing it - I'm gonna smoke it...!"

"Termite spray, stat!"

'...And she's still there!!'

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

"Oh, no! He just tweeted that he's downloaded a Huff and Puff app."

Egg ghost stories.

'I think we're lost! I'm out of paint!'

24 hour film processing - "Don't worry Cinderella, one day your prints will come."

"Well, the place is infested with rats, so why don't you take a wild guess who's been eating your porridge?!"

'He says he's come to view the property.'

Grumpy,sleepy,doc,dopey.

'You're telling me a bunch of kids left town with a guy named the Pied Piper? Why didn't they just follow him on Twitter?'

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'... And with it's multi-programme recording timer, you can walk in the woods all you like without missing any of your favorite T.V. shows.'

'Goldilocks and the three bears.'

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'

The Ekert Saga: '...Ok...I think I know why someone locked it in the shed...'

'Hey, buddy! Do you want to buy some really hot pictures of Little Red Hood?'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'