Modern Fairy Tale Fans Prints

Healthy Gingerbread House

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Pastries and Candy

"Puss in cement boots"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Snow White and her Seven people.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Fairy tale

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Tooth fairy.

Let's all be fairies.

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Babe in the woods!

Business plan.