Fans Of Fairy Tales Pillows

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Home Sweet Home

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Puss in cement boots"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Pastries and Candy

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet