Fans Of Fairy Tales Pillows

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Mouse Princess

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'