Fans Of Magical Tales Pillows

'Uh, Oh.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Pastries and Candy

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Hot Tub Frosty

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Tooth fairy.

Let's all be fairies.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Babe in the woods!

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Business plan.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

Brothers Grimm

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'