Fans Of Magical Tales Pillows

'Uh, Oh.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Fearless Frog Part 19

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Tooth fairy.

Let's all be fairies.

Babe in the woods!

Business plan.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Brothers Grimm

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."