Lovers Of Magical Tales Pillows

'I have no problems with that old black magic. It's my short-term memory that's giving me trouble.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Home Sweet Home

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Europa takes a selfie

Fearless Frog Part 19

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

Let's all be fairies.

'Front desk? Someone came in my room and ate the little candies on my pillow.'

Babe in the woods!

Business plan.

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"This must be where the tooth fairy goes to window shop!"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Brothers Grimm

"All the king's horses and all the king's men have voted for scrambled, sah!"

The Cosmology of Timmy

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'