Mythical Tale Fans Pillows

Pickles. Sometimes I wonder about his "sword in the stone" story.

Swiss army knife

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Europa takes a selfie

Wotan with eye patch

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

Whosoever pulls this sword from the stone shalt become king. Sure, but it's a lot better than going through months of primaries and caucuses!

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

King Marke of Cornwall

Giant Visitor

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Monster in the Alley.

Near Death Experience: 'Hey, watch it with that thing, pal!'

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

'Uh, Oh.'

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

'Let's talk steroids.'

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.