Mythical Tale Enthusiast Pillows

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Europa takes a selfie

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Phoenix

William Tell (alternate)

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

Catch of the day

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

'It's a heart attack!'

"I really got burned by my last advisor. He told me NOT to quit my day job..."

Noah's ark in a draught.

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'