Mythical Tales Enthusiast Pillows

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Hot Tub Frosty

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Europa takes a selfie

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Phoenix

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

William Tell (alternate)

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

Catch of the day

'Oh, hey, relax, I'm not here to take you! I've outsourced all that work long ago. I'm now strictly on the administrative end.'

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

Noah's ark in a draught.

'I'm afraid it's the weather!'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'

With one sentence, Harold destroys the leprechaun's reason for being...

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."