Nostalgic Fairy Tale Fan Gifts

'You may think smoking is cool now, but when you start huffing and puffing and you're not even trying to blow a pig's house in...'

"Snow White lived happily ever after until she gave birth to five kids and became fat."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Here be dragons.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rapunzel in the Morning

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"What the hell took so long?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Pastries and Candy

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"