Nostalgic Fairy Tale Lover Pillows

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

A Fairytale Update

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rapunzel in the Morning

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Puss in cement boots"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"