Nostalgic Tale Lover Pillows

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Old Man Journal

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Cinderella mopping up

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

Homer

Mom's high school diary really cracked everyone up at Show and Tell.

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"DOES YOUR DAD ALWAYS GO ON ABOUT SOME STUFF THAT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES."

"Now when I was a lad..."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"Click on 'new book smell'."

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'