Nostalgic Tale Lover Pillows

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Cinderella mopping up

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Old Man Journal

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Homer

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Mom's high school diary really cracked everyone up at Show and Tell.

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"DOES YOUR DAD ALWAYS GO ON ABOUT SOME STUFF THAT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES."

"Now when I was a lad..."

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"Click on 'new book smell'."