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"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'Checkmate I think!'

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Centaur falls in love.

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

Long Dachshund

"Wanna go out?"

We're barely gonna make it!

Cat Dreams.

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

When Pugs dream.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Not only the slot in the back is considered offensive to my people. It's that, given the times, we don't want to be associated with your line of business.'

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'Convergent evolution: Hammerheaded emu.'

"If there were some way to move the stool, climb up onto the counter and scale that wall, I know I could position myself in such a way as to pee all over that cat calendar."

'It's a good owl dog.'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'