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'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Cat king.

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

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'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

The Catkins Diet

When Pugs dream.

Cat Dreams.

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

"Does he byte?"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

When sleeping dogs are left to lie.

Dreaming pets.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'It's a good owl dog.'

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

'He's almost human.'

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

Dog says of toy dog: 'He's really just a nodding acquaintance.'

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

An oxymoron: Cat optimist