Fantasy Pet Owner T-Shirts

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I'm sorry, but we're all out of both whales and eagles.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

Cat king.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Hyenas as Pets

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"He's a fine talker, but can you understand Portuguese?"

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

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"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

When Pugs dream.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

WEREWOLF WEARING DOG CONE

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Dreaming pets.

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Does he byte?"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Daddy,rusty's digging up the neighbour's back yard again!' (a dog digging a hole with an earth digger machine)/

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

'It's a good owl dog.'