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Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"It's only the wind."

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

When Pugs dream.

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Non-working dog, please help

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Does he byte?"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"I left my computer on, and my virtual pet dog tore up the place."

Nethead strip: Playing fetch with Cyberpet #1

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

The AdRams Family no.30 - Virtual husband

'And here's something for the dog.'

"My name is Sparky, and it's been 7 months since I sniffed another dogs butt..."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

The Most Interesting Cat In The World

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'