Whimsical Pet Owners T-Shirts

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

Never talk to your pet rock-It's stone deaf.

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"It's only the wind."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

When Pugs dream.

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

Non-working dog, please help

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

Self-walking dog

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Cat Show - Sheds Most