Whimsical Pet Keeper T-Shirts

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"It's only the wind."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

When Pugs dream.

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Non-working dog, please help

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"I'm training him to do chores."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

Self-walking dog

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

"I'm retired now"

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Come and see this,Dad!'

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

Christmas Puppy Bow

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.