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'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'They sure have small litters.'

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Egg Buggy

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"It's only the wind."

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

When Pugs dream.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Non-working dog, please help

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"I'm training him to do chores."

Self-walking dog

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."