Comedic Pet Caretaker T-Shirts

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'Just as I feared! It's ringworm! You'll have to give up the kids!'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Fetch.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'They sure have small litters.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Dog Food

Man wearing T-Shirt saying 'Dog's Best Friend'

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

He Did It!

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'I feel ridiculous!'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"My nose isn't wet and runny I think I'm getting a cold."

"We'll be back Monday. Feed the cats, water the plants and ask for one-forty-two-five."

'My nipples are sore and I haven't been outside for days. That's why I'm growling.'

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Rabbit