Comical Caretaker T-Shirts

"My dad works in surveillance."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I had to skip my workout."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Egg Buggy

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Zen Kitten

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'