Caretaker's Comedy T-Shirts

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I had to skip my workout."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

"The lost password department's that way."

"I'm training him to do chores."

'Well, it wasn't me.'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Hopkins has been in charge of giraffes for 25 years.