Caretaker's Comedy T-Shirts

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I had to skip my workout."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"The lost password department's that way."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

"I'm training him to do chores."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

"I like cleaning for elderly people - they can't see dirt any better than I can..."

Pyramid Of Importance Within An Organisation.