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'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Egg Buggy

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Zen Kitten

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'Take care'.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!