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'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Egg Buggy

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

Zen Kitten

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

'Take care'.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'